IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE FRICKIN' DAY!

It's May. It's hot. Yes, I realize that it is sprinkler season, but there is a time and a place. When it's one in the afternoon and it's ninety degrees outside, it doesn't matter how high you turn the sprinklers up. Most of the water will just evaporate. Not only increasing your water bill, but also putting the water into the clouds where it will bless some farmer a thousand miles away. That's great for the farmer, but only 2% of the water on the earth is drinkable. Wasting it is foolish. If you morons don't start watering at night like the rest of us, I will 'hunt you down and gut you like a fish!'
But for those of you who are just having trouble setting the timer, twelve am is when it's dark, and twelve pm is in the MIDDLE OF THE FRICKIN' DAY!!!! Capeeche?