All of us have been called 'stupid' at some point in our lives. Whether by a joking family member, or a serious not-so-friend, it happens. This is a guide to understand which 'stupid' they may have meant.
Lac of Intelligence Stupid: Basically, you're stupid. You don't read anything but your video game manual. You have to struggle to pass your English class because you don't understand words longer than girlfriend, football, and "quick, shoot it!!!" (I'm sure they know a few more words, but I'm not counting the ones out of playboy or cosmo)
Jerk Stupid: You're mean. People hate you. They call you stupid because you're a jerk, that's why you have so few friends. You may torture animals and small children, or maybe you're just rude. Or, as your mother delicately puts it, 'misunderstood.'
Socially Inept and Unaware Stupid: You live under a rock. You watch nothing but Disney movies. Someone tells a dirty joke and you don't have a clue what they're talking about. You thought Halo was about angels and you had no clue what Guitar Hero was until your friend explained it to you. You might as well be Amish.
Spaz Stupid: You're crazy. You rode your friend's bike off the pier and into the ocean because "it seemed like such a good idea at the time." And then you wondered 'what happened to the bike.' Looks like someone isn't going to be in the parade after all. You occasionally loose the remote in the couch or your sunglasses on your head. When you get bored, you hum I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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