Psrk "Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Monday. Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened before breaking down into complete, and total, histeria. The restrooms are located at the front and rear of the cabin; there are no emergency exits. There will most certainly be some turbulance on our journey so try not to be allarmed, it is natural. If your breathing does become somehow restricted, continue to breathe normally and hope that it passes. We do not serve complementary sodas on this flight, but, as you can see, there are plenty of nuts.
This is a non-stop flight to certain death, the duration of which cannot be deturmined. So, on behaf of the captain and crew we would like to wish you a Happy Birthday, and have a nice flight.
We are cleared for take-off." krsh
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Do You Smell That Smell?
Sniff. Ahh. Grass, dirt and SUNSHINE! Yes people, spring is coming. It's not coming fast enough but it is coming. After four months of that cursed white stuff we are finally seeing grass. It may be gooey and brownish still, but grass is grass and it's going to be green soon. I don't even care that my mom is going to make me mow the lawn, the fact that we'll be able to see the lawn makes up for it.
Does anyone else have friends who are totally twitterpated yet? I know it's getting warmer but it's not that warm. I'm not against the public display of affection but really people! Do you have to flaunt the fact that you have a significant other and the rest of us don't? Sigh.
I love the spring, it makes me want to go fly a kite. I have no idea why. I remember in the fourth grade I made a kite. Loved that thing! Wonder if I still have it. It wasn't a fantsy kite or anything but it worked pretty well. I colored it myself. Kites rule!
Does anyone else have friends who are totally twitterpated yet? I know it's getting warmer but it's not that warm. I'm not against the public display of affection but really people! Do you have to flaunt the fact that you have a significant other and the rest of us don't? Sigh.
I love the spring, it makes me want to go fly a kite. I have no idea why. I remember in the fourth grade I made a kite. Loved that thing! Wonder if I still have it. It wasn't a fantsy kite or anything but it worked pretty well. I colored it myself. Kites rule!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
What's with the Krill?
When I was in ninth grade, me and my friend did a report on the antarctic tundra. We were talkin about krill (which live in the antarctic tundra) and we thought "If most words come from smaller words that mean something, then what does krill mean?" We decided that krill is a scientific word for random thoughts. Whales eat random thoughts. Whales eat lots of random thoughts. In fact, whales eat tons and tons of random toughts everyday. Why did you think we had so many random thoughts? Examples of krill: little green bugs, pink bunny slippers, a boy who wants to be a ninja, scented sticky notes, 'I would have pepper sprayed him.'
I've Got A Blog! Yes!
Ahh. It's good to have a place to voice your thoughts. A guy from my french class gave me the idea. I'm hoping that this will minimise my random verbal spewage. Since this is my first blog I'm going to talk about myself. I'm naturally a sort of quiet person except every now and then I get this need to talk. Thus, leading to random verbal spewage of thoughts, ideas, and experiences. I like cats, country music and the color terquoise. (note: I like lots of animals and music, not just the two listed. I also like crimson and chartruse) I like to think of myself as an artist. I draw, paint and write. My favorite sport is hockey. I never watch the superbowl. I'm also a bit of a nerd. I love sci-fi movies and star trek. So there you go, my first blog entry. Hope to see you regularly.
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