Psrk "Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Monday. Please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened before breaking down into complete, and total, histeria. The restrooms are located at the front and rear of the cabin; there are no emergency exits. There will most certainly be some turbulance on our journey so try not to be allarmed, it is natural. If your breathing does become somehow restricted, continue to breathe normally and hope that it passes. We do not serve complementary sodas on this flight, but, as you can see, there are plenty of nuts.
This is a non-stop flight to certain death, the duration of which cannot be deturmined. So, on behaf of the captain and crew we would like to wish you a Happy Birthday, and have a nice flight.
We are cleared for take-off." krsh
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lol i still think its funny you said "welcome to monday." then i said "It's tuesday love" ha ha sorry nice though did you know our school is haunted.
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