Signal the Mothership

Captain's Log Stardate 6194

Am I crazy? Sometimes I wonder. They say crazy people don't know that they're crazy but I'm not sure that's always true. The man who is locked up in a high-security prison cell, all alone for years on end, can probably feel his sanity slowly escaping from him. I've seen the way normal people act and it puzzles me, it's so restricted. They seem bound by the limitations of reality. What is reality? And what gives you the right to define it? My life is completely different from yours, why should our realities be the same? Reality, Normalcy, Sane; just more of the Man's words to trick the world into conforming.
Perhaps, to be "crazy" is a good thing. I think variety is amusing.
You can go ahead and say 'we're all human here,' but you'll never hear me admit that. If you do, you can be sure that I have been kidnapped by aliens and replaced by a lifelike duplicate.
If there really are aliens, they're pretty smart. What better way to experiment on humans than to pick ones that live in the middle of nowhere that no one will ever believe? It's perfect! Have you ever seen the video on the Ratatouille extras? It has aliens in it. You will go home and watch it. (Insert Star Wars theme here)